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Aug. 17th, 2005

01:12 pm

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Which LotR Character Should You File a Paternity Suit Against? by thegrimwombat
Your Name
The Father of Your ChildNazgul #7 "Tony"
Name of Your Unholy SpawnDaglater
Monthly Child Support$5,383
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Jul. 17th, 2005

01:33 am

Sn@pybot Lovin'Collapse )

12:10 am

Errr...I don't know WHAT happened last night, but I woke up with a horrid headache, and THIS photograph on my pillow.

Bad Elf. Drunk by Six. Kissin' Someone Elses' LipsCollapse )

Current Music: Weird Al - Smells Like Nirvana

Jul. 14th, 2005

01:09 am - This is what happens when an Elf's wife turns him into a drunk...

Not for the underage among you...Collapse )

Jul. 5th, 2005

06:06 pm - Hangovers....Fallovers....Bluh...

Never should have celebrated the Human Holiday of July Fourth. My heaaaad hurts! And my nerves are shaking worst than Pippin's Pipper in a Hobbit Strip Club due to the fireworks. Oh, where is Gandalf and his love-bugs fireworks? His don't make me jump ten feet in the air like a cat. And after about five hours, I had to retire home to conclude said 'Holiday' by bowing to the Porcelain God, and watching a rather bad Human movie called Extreme Ops. There was a bright perk to that, however. There's one yummy actor in there, who, in coincidence, could actually act. And, my wife seems to have gone for a while. A Wookie Convention. Father says I should be saddened by this. I say "BREAK OUT THE ALE!".....Oh I really shouldn't have yelled *groans and grabs head*

Yummy ActorCollapse )

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Why do I think of Frodo when I see this?Collapse )



And, as a leaveing not for this entry: MY HAIR RULES ALL!

*Thud's over, passed out*

Jun. 28th, 2005

05:01 pm - HOLEYSMOKEDELFPENIS!

NONONO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream aboutmadamadam
who wasdominating you
inpublic
withan animal
which made youlimp/dry
but was interupted bysmoke_rings186
who began totake pictures
You awokewondering what it was you ate/drank/smoked/took
and you hopethat dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 99%
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And THIS is quite terrifyeing!

Current Mood: distressedFREAKED OUT!
Current Music: Me...SCRRREEEAAAAMING!

Jun. 14th, 2005

10:10 pm - NOOO!

Your Life on the Island (LOST -- for girls) by sawyersgirl
Name
Age
Favorite Male Character
Favorite Female Character
Favorite Pairing
You fall for..Sawyer
You two end up..Having a one-night stand
In the end..You are killed and he doesn't care
You're LOST for..two years
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Damn that southern pervert...But DAMN he's sexy!

May. 30th, 2005

04:08 pm - What...the...MORDOR!

KID'S USE THIS CHAT SERVICE!Collapse )

Current Music: Massive Attack - Angel

May. 28th, 2005

12:01 pm - CLONES!!

Movies are odd odd things. Just recently the Wood has had a theater built in it, and in one of these movies there was a woman who looked E X A C T A L Y like Hirli Eowyn!
Oh *places a hand to his forehead* More clones. First Merry being cloned by some rock wannabe from some show called Lost, and now THIS!
Perhaps their still trapped in that desert...I shall HAVE to break out of here and ask this lady, myself, what she thinks she's doing looking like Hirli Eowyn...

Current Music: Massive Attack - Angel

May. 25th, 2005

01:20 pm - I AM ALIVE!

I and so very sorry Mellon Nin's! I haven't been able to reach a computer as of late. No, I have not been smothered by the Wookie-of-an-Elf that father has picked to be my bride, I've been hiding in a cupboard. Sadly, however, I was found, and now they've locked me in my room....With this computer, thank Elebreath!

Somebody...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

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