Aug. 17th, 2005
Jul. 17th, 2005
Errr...I don't know WHAT happened last night, but I woke up with a horrid headache, and THIS photograph on my pillow.
( Bad Elf. Drunk by Six. Kissin' Someone Elses' LipsCollapse )
Jul. 14th, 2005
Jul. 5th, 2005
06:06 pm - Hangovers....Fallovers....Bluh...
Never should have celebrated the Human Holiday of July Fourth. My heaaaad hurts! And my nerves are shaking worst than Pippin's Pipper in a Hobbit Strip Club due to the fireworks. Oh, where is Gandalf and his
love-bugs fireworks? His don't make me jump ten feet in the air like a cat. And after about five hours, I had to retire home to conclude said 'Holiday' by bowing to the Porcelain God, and watching a rather bad Human movie called Extreme Ops. There was a bright perk to that, however. There's one yummy actor in there, who, in coincidence, could actually act. And, my wife seems to have gone for a while. A Wookie Convention. Father says I should be saddened by this. I say "BREAK OUT THE ALE!".....Oh I really shouldn't have yelled *groans and grabs head*
( Yummy ActorCollapse )
( Why do I think of Frodo when I see this?Collapse )
And, as a leaveing not for this entry: MY HAIR RULES ALL!
*Thud's over, passed out*
Jun. 28th, 2005
05:01 pm - HOLEYSMOKEDELFPENIS!
And THIS is quite terrifyeing!
Jun. 14th, 2005
10:10 pm - NOOO!
Damn that southern pervert...But DAMN he's sexy!
May. 30th, 2005
04:08 pm - What...the...MORDOR!
May. 28th, 2005
12:01 pm - CLONES!!
Movies are odd odd things. Just recently the Wood has had a theater built in it, and in one of these movies there was a woman who looked E X A C T A L Y like Hirli Eowyn!
Oh *places a hand to his forehead* More clones. First Merry being cloned by some rock wannabe from some show called Lost, and now THIS!
Perhaps their still trapped in that desert...I shall HAVE to break out of here and ask this lady, myself, what she thinks she's doing looking like Hirli Eowyn...
May. 25th, 2005
01:20 pm - I AM ALIVE!
I and so very sorry Mellon Nin's! I haven't been able to reach a computer as of late. No, I have not been smothered by the Wookie-of-an-Elf that father has picked to be my bride, I've been hiding in a cupboard. Sadly, however, I was found, and now they've locked me in my room....With this computer, thank Elebreath!
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